Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? 

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The  answer can be found by posing the following  question:

You're  walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small  children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, 
locks  eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the  knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911  cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.   What  do you do? 

THINK  CAREFULLY AND THEN  SCROLL DOWN: 




Democrat's Answer : 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the  question!  Does the man look poor or oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?  Could we run away?  What does my wife think?  What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?  Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?  Should I call 9-1-1?  Why is this street so deserted?  We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.  This is all so confusing!   I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer: 

BANG!

Southerner's  Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !  Click, click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click, Click

Daughter:  'Nice grouping, Daddy!  Were  those the  Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son:  'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife:  'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

I agree w/ stingray.  personally, if I had time to say "Halt", that would be the last word that dude would ever hear.

I sometimes substitute "Texan" for "Southerner". Probably because, as a transplanted Illinoisan. I can see the unarmed Illinoisas (or Chicagoan) doing nothing, or telling the BG "don't screw with me, my cousin is a ward committeeman (or alderman)...which would probably incite the BG to shoot anway!